FUCK YOU but okay i’m bored.
- 1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen Counter
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why? Good. She was the first person to kiss my neck and holy shit *-*
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Vanessa Hudgens in any of her movies HAHA
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Grabbing my dick, kissing my neck, kissing, and ass grabbing :P
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a dumpster
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: SHE started grabbing MY ass LOL
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: When this girl told me she could see my boner. omfg LOL
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Tie them up? LOL idk
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Make out with me.
- 10: Top or bottom? Don’t matter to me
- 11: We were about to have sexbut then ________ She wasn’t ready
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? I’d like to make a girl orgasm twice but they’ve only came once before and we stopped
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My condoms.
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Pumpkin
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: HOW AMAZING IT FEELS AND WHEN THEY MAKE IT ALL SLOBBERY AND UNF
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Tried getting me to stick my finger in her butt omfg eww no thanks.
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No omfg eww i don’t wanna eat my kids.
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you’re trying to have a baby.
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Oh my god LOL none. They all ooglay.
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries x)
- 21: How big is too big: Well like boob wise… I’d say anything over a D
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do: Anal or that pooping and peeing BLEGH
- 23: Biggest turn on: Neck kissing
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane: My dick, my neck, my balls
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny: Having dinner with the family lol
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? YES OMG when they start screaming and shit though oh my god.
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: I don’t have bad sexual ideas ;D
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: When it starts to hurt .-.
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “it looks tasty” HAHAHAH
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: I prefer bald
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: No. LOL if you can’t make me cum then it’s not that good.
- 32: Fill in the blank: “If they Let me, we are fucking.
- 33: What your favorite part of your body? My penis. It’s pretty.
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing, neck kissing, fondling lols.
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex? Love > Sex
- 36: What do you wear to bed? A tanktop and sweats.
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated: When I was like 5 LOL
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yeah not gonna lie
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Still a virgin LOL
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public? I would omfg
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No and no because I’m selfish and I wouldn’t be able to share her with another man or woman.
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Nothing .-.
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Eww no might get aids and shit.
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? No omfg it might be like snakes on a plane.
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Any song by trey songs or birthday suit by the weeknd
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Watching a girls ass bounce while she walks AHHA
- 47: Most attractive celebrity? VANESSA FUCKING HUDGEONS
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Lesbian yes because the way two women make love is just beautiful.
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 0 seconds old.
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Not online but I sent them to a few people.
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? pooping.
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yeah on my dick. LOL jk.
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) No i’m a guy LOL I mean eating out a girl is like UNF to me idc if I get head back as long as I get to eat her out i’m okay.
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? If they look nice on them
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? As long as it’s consensual and we love each other I don’t think it matters.
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? A carrot. It could cut the inside of your vagina and kill you.
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? No because if they don’t like it I’ll stop.
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?) Nope
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Yes I would.
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Fuck yes. Bitch.
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar because you could watch yourself fucking later.
- 62: Do you watch porn? ALLL THE TIME
- 63: How small is too small? When they’re boobs are like mine.
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yeah cuz my dick too big. HAHA jk no never.
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Frances, yes to me it did. Especially since it was our last.
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Of course.
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Not at school lol
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? A little bit LOL i don’t wanna get shit stuck in my teeth.
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? idk LOL i really don’t know.
- 70: Booty or Boobs? This was answered.
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I do have a penis and his name is Reginald.
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date? Answered
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes. not gonna lie. Because I was stupid and horny.
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Answered
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No and not in MY parents bed but HER parents bed yes I would ahha
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? EWWW FUCK THAT SHIT. BURN IT
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? Oh.
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? I do have a penis.
